macarena-of-time:

i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis

(via iwillmindfuckyou)

2treehill:

how do you get a nice body without moving

(via laughingisbetter)

snarkreactors:

I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light

so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue

and then I realized

uh

oh

(via laughhingcow)

iceepr1ncess:

literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone

(via u-ok)

thespookiesttaco:

i would do my homework but

sadly i am only an eel

(Source: thehottesttaco, via 314eater)

gamsee:

my whole life is just “oh ok”

(via irobon)